Got my new "traffic assistance device" attached to the Jeep. Yes...a large, double-tube bumper should help me when I need to bump that idiot in the Mercedes who just cut me off. Either that, or it'll knock the brush out of my way when we're tearing up the creek at Walker and Christa's cabin. Either way, i win.

Ellie thought it was strange when i asked for a BUMPER for my birthday. But she even likes it. It's the gift that keeps on giving.