I figured something out. HGTV is porn. It really is. follow me on this:
In porn, the girls are gorgeous and yet getting with them is easy. The humble pizza guy gets lucky, no matter how awkward he is. You think to yourself "ya know....if I was a pizza guy, i could do this too!" Yet in reality, it's not that easy...
now...
In HGTV-world, the HOUSES are gorgeous and REMODLEING is easy. The HOMEOWNER WITH NO STYLE gets lucky, no matter how awkward he is. You think to yourself "ya know....if I was AN AWKWARD HOMEOWNER, i could do this too!" Yet in reality, it's not that easy...
thus...HGTV is porn. i spent 3 hours last night priming and painting a bedroom. when they do it on TV, everyone is laughinh and joking. in reality...no one is laughing and joking when you're doing remodeling. everyone hates remodeling. haha.
In porn, the girls are gorgeous and yet getting with them is easy. The humble pizza guy gets lucky, no matter how awkward he is. You think to yourself "ya know....if I was a pizza guy, i could do this too!" Yet in reality, it's not that easy...
now...
In HGTV-world, the HOUSES are gorgeous and REMODLEING is easy. The HOMEOWNER WITH NO STYLE gets lucky, no matter how awkward he is. You think to yourself "ya know....if I was AN AWKWARD HOMEOWNER, i could do this too!" Yet in reality, it's not that easy...
thus...HGTV is porn. i spent 3 hours last night priming and painting a bedroom. when they do it on TV, everyone is laughinh and joking. in reality...no one is laughing and joking when you're doing remodeling. everyone hates remodeling. haha.
posted by Hurley at
3:03 PM
