we have a new #1.

It took him YEARS, but he never gave up. After being denied for so long, most NORMAL men would have hung up the towel...but not him. he's a champion.

I gotta admit, It's tough to pass Pat O'Brien, because Pat embodies what it means to be a "tool". But this guy FINALLY did it.

congratulations Dr Phil...you FINALLY made it to the top of my list:

"people i hope are involved in a violent bus crash"

1). Dr. Phil
2). Pat O'Brien
3). Bill O'Reilly