Kevin (the 16 year old kid) on American Idol is performing now. He's singing "if i fall in love". Dear lord...if i drink a fifth of vodka, pop valium and then get a wild donkey to kick me in the skull, will i forget this performance? In the immortal words of Invader Zim..."why does it burn?????????"
I think simon cowell lays in bed on Monday nights, excited....knowing that he gets to ridicule this kid the following night. It's like a little kid waiting for christmas. Simon has three notebooks full of insults for this kid. i love it.
Also, is Arsenio Hall collecting royalties on Randy's use of the term "dog?" W.T.F?? Randy doesn't even try anymore....here's the typical Randy Jackson critique:
"all right _____, that wasn't your best performance, but my DOGS are feelin ya! (makes motion towards crowd, they lamely respond for the 17th time that hour). Your pitch was a little off, but you're my DOG, and i love ya....whoop whoop whoop."
Tivo it, and play back all 11 from tonight. THEY'RE THE SAME. this guy hasn't had an original critique in two seasons. At least it's fun to watch Paula searching for a big, three-syllable word to back up what she's saying. But Randy is killin' me. Maybe he died in a bus crash at the beginning of the season, and they're just recycling old segments that he taped last season.
The contestants aren't bad this year, so he could REALLY be talking about the minor stuff they need to work on to win. But instead, he's sipping his coke and seeing how many times he can say DOG. I guarantee he's got a bet with the producer to see if he can say it 100 times in one show.
Did Barry Manilow just say "caress it for a while?". ugh... i need a shower. i feel dirty now.
cheers
I think simon cowell lays in bed on Monday nights, excited....knowing that he gets to ridicule this kid the following night. It's like a little kid waiting for christmas. Simon has three notebooks full of insults for this kid. i love it.
Also, is Arsenio Hall collecting royalties on Randy's use of the term "dog?" W.T.F?? Randy doesn't even try anymore....here's the typical Randy Jackson critique:
"all right _____, that wasn't your best performance, but my DOGS are feelin ya! (makes motion towards crowd, they lamely respond for the 17th time that hour). Your pitch was a little off, but you're my DOG, and i love ya....whoop whoop whoop."
Tivo it, and play back all 11 from tonight. THEY'RE THE SAME. this guy hasn't had an original critique in two seasons. At least it's fun to watch Paula searching for a big, three-syllable word to back up what she's saying. But Randy is killin' me. Maybe he died in a bus crash at the beginning of the season, and they're just recycling old segments that he taped last season.
The contestants aren't bad this year, so he could REALLY be talking about the minor stuff they need to work on to win. But instead, he's sipping his coke and seeing how many times he can say DOG. I guarantee he's got a bet with the producer to see if he can say it 100 times in one show.
Did Barry Manilow just say "caress it for a while?". ugh... i need a shower. i feel dirty now.
cheers
posted by Hurley at
9:21 PM
