Woke up early this morning (6:45! ugh) for an appearance at the Fractured Prune in E-Town. Thank GOD i was appearing at a donut/coffee shop. If i had to appear at a car dealership at 8am, it would be ugly for everyone.















Needless to say, we're giving away an iPhone. In case you forget, here's a handy sign to remind you.















Here is the ACTUAL iPhone. Yes, i've touched an iPhone. It was something of a religous experience...i may not wash my hands again. I suggested that we hire security guards to escort the iPhone to different locations...but apparenlty that idea was shot down. Instead, i stood next to the table for 2 hours and gave everyone the "don't touch the iPhone" glare.