Michael, Michael, Michael...things aren't looking good for the King O' Pop. I think he's crazy, but i remember when i was a kid and he was the biggest thing on earth. Between him and Martha Stewart, i don't think FOX NEWS has covered another story. As long as it's "fair and balanced" between the two, that's fine.

Remember a few days ago when i bought PITFALL for my PS2? OK, I'm hooked. Ellie is now a playstation widow. I think i've spent 7 hours playing the game so far. I better beat it quick, or else she'll toss the playstation out the window. I'm stuck right now, can't get past one stage.