Hurley

Friday, June 02, 2006

I've been looking forward to tonight. finally i can kick back...and do absolutely nothing...all night. ahhh

it's been wierd, because ellie's out of town until sunday evening. so i've had the house all to myself since saturday. when you're married, you forget how to live by yourself. so i'd come home and have to cook for one. most of the week i've had stuff going on, so i just grabbed food on the road. but tonight, i just wanted to relax at the house and do nothing.

i ended up ordering pizza and breadsticks. while it wasn't the best pizza i've ever ad, the breaksticks hit the spot. let's face it, you can't screw them up...i mean...it's BREAD, in the form of a stick. not exactly rocket science. so those really were good!

tomorrow...i'm on air and that's it. i should probably try and do something, but we'll see. ive done a bunch of little things around the house this week, so it's not a total waste.

i never really get a chance to flick around the TV on a friday night....there's not much on. it's mostly crap.

there's a show called "Honey we're killing the kids". it's about famlies who feed their kids loads of crap, and then wonder why they look like bowling balls. holy cow, how stupid is this becoming? these aren't kids with genuine medical issues who deserve our help and understanding...they're piggy kids whose parents are idiots.

they should test people for stupidity BEFORE they have kids. these people are saying things like "i can't feed him healthy food, he doesn't like it!" or "but lil' johnny LOVES his lard sandwiches, how can i say NO??" damn...i hate stupid people. if your kids are fat, it's your fault. deal with it. here's a clue...KIDS DONT LIKE THINGS! Yes, i know this is a shock, but it's true. Kids are whiny little bitchy beings who will attempt to get away with murder unless Mom and Dad step in and give them the occasional "verbal bitchslap" (not a literal bitchslap, that's just wrong).

when i was a kid, i hated lots of food...but guess what...i still had to eat it. wow! my slave-driving parents actully MADE me eat veggies...the horror. you know what happened if i didn't eat my veggies?? I DIDN"T GET DESSERT! Since i LOVE dessert, i quickly learned to shove veggies down my throat so i could have my Oreos. My love of Oreos caused me to eat veggies.

go figure...now i like veggies. and oreos...i love them too...mmmm.. in fact, i need to find a place that delivers oreos...